23 tweets for 2012-8-12

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Sunday, 0432: Comcast tech support guy was very nice. Unfortunately he could not resolve my problem. I'll have to call MOTHERFUCKING SALES in the morning.
• Sunday, 0435: @semanticist WHAT KIND OF MONKEYFARTING USELESS TECH DEPARTMENT DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO AUTHORIZE NEW MODEMS. WHAT I ASK YOU.
• Sunday, 0504: @robertflorence Do you consider a lady's locked phone to be evidence of infidelity? My workplace email's security policy requires a PIN.
• Sunday, 0525: There is really no #misandry like that of a dude who has condescended himself to assplain something about OTHER DUDES to the LADIES.
• Sunday, 0535: @sadydoyle I have arrived too late for my suggestion of durian jam to be useful.
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