No, not that kind either

Last night was a professional development meetup for my actual job, the assistant bit. One of the A-Team, "Trouble", forwarded the invitation.

I made a crucial mistake, which was a drink before dinner, instead of the other way around. I got stomach pain for my troubles, which continued off and on into the afternoon. So by four I was curled up around a mug of peppermint tea and chewing on ginger.

In this state I went down to hang out with the small and elusive LGBTQ* contingent.

The Lizard Prince showed up eventually (the dude who pinged my gaydar upon meeting him during that horrible account lockout with the broken virtual profile).

Then Trouble showed up, apparently because she knows the Lizard Prince.

We got to talking and I expressed some frustration that my Grandmanager had yet to be nailed down on a date for an upcoming 40 person meeting.

"Because you totally have a magic wand," Trouble said, rolling her eyes.

"Actually I do, but it has nothing to do with work," I said, and then realized what had just come out of my mouth. "Oh god. I'd meant pagan, and then it came out Hitachi."

Hilarity.

Smooth talking as always, Reverend Lunatic. :D

My tweets

• Sat, 00:01: My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/26/2013: 3,828 steps and 1.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Sat, 00:17: Attn @MoxieHall RT @jai_dit: @teshiron Randall Thor would be a good porn name. #wot
• Sat, 00:44: RT @NathanFillion: “@MikeNesteroff: @NathanFillion -- Wash lives on! http://t.co/SCHfQ1gIT9” Nailed it. ( @alan_tudyk)
• Sat, 01:06: RT @SFWeekly: Ousted KTVU Producer Had History of Questionable Reporting Before Asiana Gaffe http://t.co/NGcHeWjaSB
• Sat, 01:24: RT @matthewstoller: "Defense cash was a better predictor of a member’s vote on the Amash amendment than party affiliation..." http://t.co/6…
• Sat, 01:30: RT @KarynBryant: I apologize for the use of the F word, but this totally cracked me up when I saw it!!! http://t.co/723KN3nM4O
• Sat, 08:23: RT @Skud: the problem with "do one thing well" is your one thing needs to connect/integrate with other people's. otherwise it's pointless.
• Sat, 08:23: RT @Skud: this thought has been brought to you by me seeing a website that does one part of what Growstuff does, but has no API/open data.
• Sat, 08:23: RT @Skud: yes, they do that one thing better than us (so far), but we can't "work with them" as someone suggested we should, because there'…