My tweets

• Sat, 00:02: My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/11/2014: 4,154 steps and 1.8 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
• Sat, 02:37: Azz: "C'est la vie." Purple: "La vie." Purple: "That's life." Azz: "La vie." Purple: "THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!"
• Sat, 11:21: Two phonecalls to fucking PayPal and a humiliating flood of tears later, at least my alternate address is in the process of verification.
• Sat, 11:26: am not going to even dare today to get worse. Have already: thrown up, got hives, paypal gave D wrong address, call disconnected, cried.
• Sat, 11:27: There are many more bad things which could still happen, but maybe if I stay in bed today, they'll happen tomorrow instead.
• Sat, 11:37: OH RIGHT EVERYTHING SUCKS BECAUSE MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND THIS IS THE PART WHERE I USUALLY WANT TO DIE OR STAB SOMEONE. #chocolatedoesnothing
• Sat, 11:44: RT @jswatz: "Are you gay?" Obama asked. "Only when I have sex." "Bump me." Great moment behind the fist bump at Franklin's http://t.co/PzX…