My tweets

• Thu, 23:57: Behold the #Fitbit Charge I won at an event! Behold 5 minutes of skin contact with clasp. :( #FitBitProblems http://t.co/iw15smZZv2
• Fri, 01:05: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 6/11/2015: 7,395 steps and 3.2 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Fri, 01:15: @FitbitSupport I am massively allergic to the clasp of my new Charge. Are there any other strap options?
• Fri, 04:30: Photo: tyrannosaurus-trainwreck: History time!: Castillo de San Marcos (The Florida Fight Continues)... http://t.co/ClTECUSuY7
• Fri, 06:05: Things I want to do: stab the unholy helpdesk ticketing machine through its heart with a pleather loon beak. Things I can't do: ^^
• Fri, 06:12: RT @deborah_gu: .@doodletweet Why on earth would you detect #accessibility browser extensions that don't effect your product and DISABLE #d…
• Fri, 06:13: So uh wow. My department is going to stop using those assholes.