My tweets

• Fri, 18:14: "It said 'dry flat', but I don't have a lot of surfaces." #outofcontexttheatre
• Fri, 18:17: "I don't like orthogonal underwear. It's work-inappropriate." #outofcontextheatre
• Fri, 18:25: RT @hacks4pancakes: Private browsing is the equivalent of your bathroom lock. The police don't care & If your spouse is pissed enough they…
• Fri, 19:05: RT @stavvers: Sick Woman Theory https://t.co/3cE66s9TgW READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS
• Sat, 01:05: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 1/22/2016: 5,510 steps and 2.4 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Sat, 09:31: RT @nkjemisin: Free glaciology program for girls seeks applications https://t.co/xe56aS85ns Oh, to be a teenager again...