My tweets

• Tue, 14:11: RT @saraspot: Trying to insert a tampon with one of those cheap, chafing cardboard applicators is what I imagine sex with @realDonaldTrump …
• Tue, 14:11: RT @bearbonesscribs: @saraspot After you already dropped it on the floor. @realDonaldTrump
• Tue, 18:17: Today I banged my head on HTML, CSS, and Javascript. Result: one working countdown widget, in Chrome, Firefox, and even IE.
• Tue, 19:45: RT @VanguardVivian: You don’t have to be hateful to contribute to someone’s oppression. You don’t even have to be aware you’re doing it.
• Wed, 01:02: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 3/01/2016: 3,113 steps and 1.3 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6