My tweets

• Sun, 17:37: Drat. There's no Emily (L.M. Montgomery) in Yuletide this year, so I cannot ask for the lesbian makeouts so rudely interrupted by scissors.
• Sun, 18:14: RT @starstryder: Can we just celebrate this for a minute? Girls present science to the President & everyone wears a tiara because https:…
• Sun, 18:16: RT @crysomemore: I'm at petco and THEY FOUND A KITTEN IN THE STORM AND PUT HER IN A LITTLE SWEATER https://t.co/KgFQ0ecFTN
• Sun, 19:18: RT @thekaratechimp: Cocaine just sent out an official tweet distancing itself from the Trump campaign. #debate
• Mon, 01:01: RT @__Mortis: My mother said I would not get a good relationship between my cat and my dog https://t.co/wO3ssZ7RqG
• Mon, 09:08: ❌💿"have your hens collect your wreckage and then change your number" ✔💿"have your friends collect your records and then change your number"
• Mon, 09:09: RT @_scaryh: retweet this if your classroom had an American flag in it. I need to see how real this is
• Mon, 14:58: RT @ChrisWarcraft: I wrote a thing on Donald Trump and "the locker room"! You can read it here. It has bad words. https://t.co/1o9HXAqxDk