My tweets

• Wed, 13:34: Purple. Dude. When I give you a warning like that on a link, it's entirely on you for clicking.
• Wed, 23:30: If I find "soggy biscuit" video on the internet, I will not share with Purple. #rules
• Thu, 00:50: RT @tykeltner: Apparent enemies of Anchorage mayor Dan Sullivan: 1. Unions 2. People who sit on the sidewalk 3. Moose
• Thu, 01:07: My fitbit #Fitstats for 10/29/2014: 5,693 steps and 2.5 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Thu, 04:30: Photo: pussyfootwacada: BANANA BY SCOTT YOUNG 2013 *image captured by harmony villandry http://t.co/NPbRd106wi
• Thu, 05:13: RT @dylanmatt: "If hearing that the CEO of Apple is gay can help someone struggling … it’s worth the tradeoff with my own privacy." http://…
• Thu, 05:16: RT @msjwilly: Dear Nice Guys Who Just Want to Say Hi, The assholes ruined it for you. Police your asshole friends and then maybe we can tal…
• Thu, 05:22: @Support if i click a goddamn link and come back i am catapulted to the top of the fucking timeline. Android app, phone & tablet.
• Thu, 05:29: And it's not "all of these guys want to fuck her", it's "all of these guys want to bother her when she's clearly not up for rando chatting"

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