Things to do:

Wash the goddamn oven mitts
Buy a rubber flogger for my stepdaughter

Naming conventions

The jello that is green is now called "slime jello" thanks to marxdarx wondering whether that was slime there in the fridge.

Oy... how do we come up with these things?

Secret incest slash ectogenesis slash! Yaaaay!

Really...

I must arrange to give yaksha42 a good ear-fucking, so that he may no longer say, "My virgin ears!"

( Idea for implementation )

*giggle*

Guess who left his keys here?

*giggle* I think *that's* what I caught from them...

I always used to read words properly; I could be sure that if my eyes saw it coming in, it was so.

No longer.

This time on my friends page, words jumbled themselves and became "Weirder Than Al". It was a band name. Somewhere between Weird Al and Better than Ezra.

LJ codes

Last night I got a piece of mail from someone asking for "a LiveJournal key". I responded with my usual thoughts on the matter:

So, you want an LJ code. Understandable.

I'm a finicky snobbish bitch when it comes to giving out LJ codes. Tell me about yourself and how you would contribute to making LJ an excellent place for all of us.

Delightfully, they replied with 5k of decent justification for them having an LJ; I gave them a code with happiness and blessings.

Yay for permanent accounts and having LJ codes to give out to anyone I deem worthy, with my own criteria, of having an LJ.

If you are an LJ friend, do feel free to make petitions for codes on behalf of a new project of yours, or a friend of yours who you think would make a welcome addition to LJ as a whole. I may grant them; I may not.

Work... drat.

It is a VPN. So there goes that idea...

Administrative:

Added unkownnomad, as he was the well-witten person who got an LJ code from me.

Current bookmarks before I fuck with everything by setting up a VPN

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20000920.html
http://www.ansereg.com/spring_of_peace.htm

Bah.

Work does not seem to be as ready for me as I am for them.

Tomorrow: school, work, and possibly bleeding my veins for science and love and money.

Administrative:

Dropping nnnslogan; not my cup of tea. Stay if you care to; go if you care to; I may drop in and say hi from time to time.

God-fucking-dammit.

It is now officially the Week for Cramps.

Grr.

Thank goodness for happy ibuprofen.

(no subject)

I love you.

I miss you.