Edited for identity because it's so universally relevant:

Random Geekboy: you'd be so proud of me...moving out on my own, moving up in the [workplace] ranks (slowly but surely), and SLOWLY working up the nerve to actually ask a human female out! *gasp*
Random Geekboy: so I've got [person] at work trying to help me work up the nerve
azurelunatic: Is there any way to level up before asking?
Random Geekboy: she's been all "Geekboy, go ask her out. Go ask her out now."
Random Geekboy: level up?
azurelunatic: ...I hang out with too many gamers.
azurelunatic: [specific good advice]
Random Geekboy: hmmm...
azurelunatic: [more specific good advice]
Random Geekboy: very true. But I hate the concept of scaring her away nonetheless. Dammit, why do I always go to you for relationship advice! damn you Geekboy brain!
azurelunatic: Because I am female and have had relationships and I like geekboys?
azurelunatic: And I know your penis size.
Random Geekboy: very true.

Why use an airbrush when Photoshop is faster?

ldymusyc has instructions for those of us feeling intimidated by/less pretty than magazine models.

shadesong added me first.

For the record. (Little things like that make me wonder, after a while, because I don't remember how we met....)

The post is here.

(What was I doing to find this? I was searching Google for all instances of my username and the word 'drama'. Because wibbble mentioned that almost all searches on 'wibbble' come up him. And I noticed that several came up me, as well.)

Apropos of a tangent my mind took...

I really should have ditched BJ the moment he started saying nasty things about Raven, and refusing to see the good aspects.

This was before I noticed myself as Raven's, mind, but... still. I was sufficiently disturbed.

Icon bunny! (Fandom-related.)

Darth Vader. Text: "I find your lack of beta disturbing."

Crossovers That Are Just Wrong

"I am Jack's complete lack of heterosexual behaviour."