Links, lemmings, but no lemon.

A list of odd or amusing band names or fictional band names
A blasphemous combination of dark hurricane humor and Magic: The Gathering cards. Warning: tasteless humor. Warning: reasonably equal-opportunity mockery.
Google fucked up; Google apologized; Google's going to fix the broken blog-search.
Caffeine content for a variety of sources. Also, the lethal dosage of many different forms of caffeine input.

Random complaint: the Skyehawke archives are having an utter bear of a time loading chapter-to-chapter; sometimes I have to open in new tab to force the next chapter to load.

Googlism: azurelunatic is: ...
azurelunatic is knocking out an average of 0.51 kittens per day over her lifetime.
azurelunatic is making some in the kitchen.
azurelunatic is that a soldering iron in your pocket?
azurelunatic is the appropriate link.
azurelunatic is happy.
azurelunatic is SQuishy.
azurelunatic is not a member of any public groups.
azurelunatic is offline.
azurelunatic is on the Cartman Cluster.
azurelunatic is the writer.
azurelunatic is a demented rainbow.
Joanie's is situated among tall pines on a hill overlooking town.
Joanie is faced with a dilemma.
Joanie is a cunning ham.
Joanie is doing very well.
Joanie is now back in Japan for more wrestling.
Joanie is the last of six.
Joanie is probably not entitled to a pension.
Joanie is always excited to hear from you!
Joanie is a teacher/librarian.
Joanie is coming to town!

Darkside is, evidently, allergic to girls. Also, the coolest, sooooooo cute, a camwhore, nice, updated monthly, a number of acronyms, already registered, and not a villain.

The hot tub was very relaxing. I sat in there for an hour reading. I think I really needed that.

Sarcastic Fandom Definition: Canon Fodder

Canon Fodder: character class. The rather-detailed characters who you are introduced to in a few paragraphs before they die, usually senselessly, randomly, messily and/or cruelly, often to establish some sense of connection to the individual casualties in a steadily-mounting body count. Often found in the horror genre. Canon fodder characters come in a few distinct types:

1. They Deserved It, Really -- Cosmic justice is visited upon these characters with a swift and often gory hand. They are the scum of the earth. They needed killin', and you might even be semi-glad they're dead, but the forces that got them will probably kill again, and this time it might be


2. Someone We Should Care About -- Often heroic, or too-good-to-be-true. Little girls, heroic emergency workers, good, decent people. They are often sacrificed so the readers will know that This Villain Is Hardcore Bad. (Cedric Diggory would be a prime example of this, but we're introduced to him well before he actually does die.)


3. Random Bystanders -- Wrong place, wrong time. Decent but flawed people die when hell-demons, crazed cults, Dark Lords, and other nasties decide to go on a killing spree.

Day or disaster area?

There are three classifications for what kind of day
it is now:
A day. You know. A day.
A disaster area. Not a day anymore. Not even a really
bad day.
New: a construction zone. Not a day anymore, because
it's too fucking busy, but not actually a disaster
area.