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I eat better when on my body's proper schedule. Hooray nights. I may never leave.

Some selected moments:

4:45 AM 3/28/2008
(Context: Can't get the battleaxe through airport security.)
"THIS IS BECAUSE I'M A 7TH LEVEL DWARF, ISN'T IT! (I'm playing the race and class card.)"


4:51 AM 3/28/2008
(Context: going out drinking in the morning and getting a DWI at 7am.)
" 'Is that an open container?' 'No, that was from yesterday.' "

Oh dear.

Have accepted invitation to (old school) White Wolf gaming group. Leader of group made commentary about the orientation of the members. Me: "But that ... oh dear, NSFW." Leader: "Oh?" Me (with hand gestures indicating the blanks): "I was going to say, 'That doesn't help me ___ ____." Leader: *snork*

Am no longer saving myself for my best friend. What an absurd state of affairs!

Gaming group is Monday nights. That'll help me stay up! Hooray!

This should be required listening for at least 75% of my customers.

Daily randomness of Miss Lunatic

• 08:48 H: "I'm going to go do my tomboy thing and play on the internet and probably write porn." #
• 08:50 @museumfreak I've always held a comfort-object in my hand since age 11 or 12 or so. It's just that after age 15, it's always been rocks. #
• 14:05 As a culture, we cannot afford to condone torture. #
• 14:47 @idonotlikepeas I thought that if it was consensual, it automatically wasn't! #

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