I woke up with this one.

So what did the park ranger say to the parachuter caught trying to jump off a cliff?

( *groan* )

Tweets for 2008-08-25

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Sunday, 1236: Am proud of self for installing cards in box. Although hcolleen did manipulate me shamefully, I know you did. :-P
• Sunday, 1338: I think I am frakking awake. Time for bath. With book.
• Sunday, 1458: @semanticist I totally grok that.
• Sunday, 2055: Thinking globally, not really sure what to do locally. http://tinyurl.com/5wbh49
• Sunday, 2127: "probably didn't ruin any elections" http://tinyurl.com/5fxkdp
• Sunday, 2207: http://tinyurl.com/67j4n7
• Sunday, 2350: (paper on my desk) "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." Samuel Johnson

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