4 tweets for 2012-5-14

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Sunday, 2357: YOUR VERBS ARE VERY TENSE. I am not going to find my cleats but damn. Way too tired to coherent.
• Monday, 1440: Things I did not actually read today: "who moved my unicorn library?"
• Monday, 1440: RT @pickwick: A bug just flew into my touchscreen monitor and turned the volume up. #newtechproblems
• Monday, 2351: http://archiveofourown.org/works/404165 @decontextual so there was "Just, like. Not enough. Just really not enough drinking." & I gave myself hiccups laughing

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