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Part 2
Azz is not Skippy. Many of these things are rules gathered from situations encountered, rather than actual orders issued. My long-suffering Overlady does in fact know where to find my blog if she so chooses.
Azz is not Skippy. Many of these things are rules gathered from situations encountered, rather than actual orders issued. My long-suffering Overlady does in fact know where to find my blog if she so chooses.
- Should not come to work if I am actively a zombie.
- Not allowed to emulate Facebook employees and discuss technical work information in the clear on Caltrain.
- While 10 copies of The Mythical Man-Month would be a hilarious way to underscore a point with an unrealistic manager, we do not appear to have any of those in our department. (I did not pull this prank; I heard about it on Twitter.)
- Even though getting a papercut from a post-it is a stupid workplace injury, it should probably still be reported as one.
- Should not cause the fancy, expensive, imported espresso machine to explode. Or dribble water all over the counter.
- Yes, the gods of the supply closet have yielded 25 each scissors and rulers unto me. They are not, however, to be used for nefarious purposes.
- Not allowed to have knife fights on the footbridge over IRC nicknames. (Actual order first issued by Rah.) ( Up to item 80. )
