My tweets

• Fri, 22:16: Ideal plan for the night: get hammered, cry, get laid. Actual plan is probably internet forever.
• Sat, 01:00: Photo: zarhooie: whereyoustopthestory: THIS IS A REAL ACTUAL THING ON THINKGEEK AND I WANT IT o-phrase got... http://t.co/LTHzdLCQkG
• Sat, 01:27: courfeyclause: wings-for-castiel: headmeetsdesk: radioactivemoose: so for some reason hershey’s thinks that... http://t.co/pUghKRJH7x
• Sat, 02:22: Photo: amalnahurriyeh: scheherezhad: the-gentlemans-revolt: urmomlol: knitmeapony: devieklutz:... http://t.co/ykjB4RVckX
• Sat, 04:14: Update: a decent hamburger, some indecent websites, a nice shower, and my entire reading list later, my outlook on life has improved.
• Sat, 04:21: I still want a backrub and a hug, either from a trusted friend or trained professional, but I no longer want to punch rocks.
• Sat, 09:22: RT @MSignorile: RT @ryanpbroderick im living in hell http://t.co/JmhPLr07h8
• Sat, 09:24: RT @hypatiadotca: "Start refreshing eBay if you want a partially-shredded, tone deaf startup office carpet." ILU @valleywag http://t.co/4KM…
• Sat, 09:47: RT @1followernodad: An app that tells you when food in your fridge is about to go bad. Called Spoiler Alert. YOU ARE MOST WELCOME, WORLD
• Sat, 09:58: Must not attempt to start a snarky advice column based on a hashtag that suggests that I should. I am in the wrong cloud for that.