My memory for names and faces is amazing, by which I mean bad.

Turns out that Purple was one of lb's random friends in the group standing around when we got that new CEO, and was thus witness to me introducing my role as, hilariously, "minion".

(I recall stating my position first and realizing it was the new CEO second.)

My tweets

• Sat, 15:31: This bathroom line is less terrifyingly long.
• Sat, 18:15: @nadyne Turns out Purple knows that lady who is all over ladies in open source. We are all out to dinner.
• Sat, 18:54: The waitress had to take the fire away from R. http://t.co/dkfmTvnLTL
• Sat, 19:26: God-given knees. #contextwhatcontext
• Sun, 00:03: My fitbit #Fitstats for 2/15/2014: 6,831 steps and 2.9 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Sun, 07:45: Angry with my new keyboard because the comma is so hard to get to.
• Sun, 09:03: RT @christinelove: Roses are rad \ Violets are swell \ Most of your poems kinda have this unfortunate problem with the meter where they \ d…