My tweets

• Mon, 18:24: Turns out that one of Researcher Carmageddon's contacts hired someone to basically be me at their company.
• Tue, 00:04: My fitbit #Fitstats for 3/03/2014: 9,304 steps and 4 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
• Tue, 00:17: RT @stillinbeta: We need a cryptocurrency backed by an real corporation,one that's familiar with issuing money. I know just the one: http:/…
• Tue, 00:18: RT @jenphalian: Vagina-owl trim for your crafting needs. http://t.co/nbmqcuTGBF (I asked Kat and she agrees that's what it looks like)
• Tue, 01:47: RT @SFist: Here's How Twitter Engineers Looked When Ellen's Tweet Went Viral http://t.co/4pgepSaXWG
• Tue, 02:00: RT @zip: Protip: if a woman has blocked you purely on the basis of your opinions on the internet, broadcasting this fact doesn't make you l…
• Tue, 03:11: RT @ohshitcircuit: There has never been a photograph more deserving of a cobbsquint. What the fuck, Leonardo DiCaprio. What the fuck. https…
• Tue, 03:14: RT @David_Dobbs: Good god. RT @adamclarkestes: This is how big eagle talons are btw. http://t.co/3tXUI5iKHY
• Tue, 03:19: RT @sliderulesyou: [Citation needed] via @afewbugs http://t.co/ufutf0owz8