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Posted in full at: http://ift.tt/1gSW4dl at March 22, 2014 at 04:30AM
sirtroyofbaker: balalaikaboss: ejacutastic: I DIDN’T LEARN...
sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY

My tweets

• Fri, 14:22: @nadyne Email from the Randomizer: neutral/disruptive; medium near term.
• Fri, 16:46: I found this #FirstTweet: https://t.co/4Sv02zUOmj. What was yours? http://t.co/kEvGmodyd7
• Fri, 19:48: RT @egressmethods: Hunt in the gnu, Drew
• Fri, 23:41: In the department of "sometimes Azz is obnoxious", a guy doesn't usually expect to have his jumping guard teeth dumped down his jeans cuff.
• Fri, 23:42: RT @DaRealyestJones: Dear AlaskaGOP, u really have ur head up ur ass to state that BC is for women who dont want to act responsibly. Like H…
• Fri, 23:42: RT @ActualPerson084: THE STAGE OF THE WINDOWS INSTALLATION PROCESS WHERE YOU KNEEL WEEPING AND POWERLESS BEFORE A MACHINE YOU BUILT WITH YO…
• Sat, 01:05: My fitbit #Fitstats for 3/21/2014: 8,185 steps and 3.5 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
• Sat, 01:20: It's nice to have friends you can share drinks with.
• Sat, 07:50: RT @evangoer: So many job ads for code ninjas, wizards, and warriors... but none for clerics. This is why your entire startup is going to …
• Sat, 08:13: Did not realize that mobile design depends so much on the hand you use. Deleting a tweet in Plume much easier with right hand.

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