My tweets

• Thu, 00:05: My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/06/2014: 5,955 steps and 2.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
• Thu, 01:33: Plot bunny involving Encyclopedia Brown at community college solving a sexual assault case. Bugs Meaney is innocent. A "nice guy" isn't.
• Thu, 05:24: I feel like I made some super bad lactose decisions yesterday.
• Thu, 10:43: It's morning and I feel better now. :)
• Thu, 10:45: #BPAL Kabuki: Little Sister is Watching You: bottle: sweet floral with an edge of bitter. Wet: shouldn't have layered with sunscreen.
• Thu, 10:55: #BPAL Little Sister is Watching You: ooo, cherry blossoms and baby powder, but in a good way.

Because it made me laugh out loud...

Nearest book.
Page 45.
First sentence.

And the summary of my love life, as delivered by Seanan McGuire's Indexing:

"What part--everything! You! Him! Her!"