My tweets

• Sun, 12:54: @oakandsage Is it terribly gender presumptive of me to reckon that Weedlord Bonerhitler is not a lady?
• Sun, 19:20: "Humor usually works at the moment of awkwardness." #fortunecookie
• Sun, 22:59: I use antlers in all of my decorating? http://t.co/l3pL48XK4H
• Mon, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/17/2014: 1,401 steps and 0.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
• Mon, 01:22: RT @idiot: Best-designed ampersand ever. http://t.co/WPQ6wNhUKa
• Mon, 01:24: RT @davesund: I mean, who on earth looks at what's happened the last week and thinks the problem is that the police don't have enough resou…
• Mon, 03:10: Sudden flash of Mike propping up his iPad on Connie's head in bed together. Oh, you wacky kids.