My tweets

• Wed, 19:09: This is not fever fruit. http://t.co/NTcS1dHvvW
• Wed, 19:42: Bee fellatio is not a wise life choice. #outofcontexttheatre
• Wed, 19:43: Purple reminds me that wasps are not bees. #fairpoint #stillnotagreatlifechoice
• Wed, 19:48: A: "I was not expecting this picture." http://t.co/qaI9ZNWfhC P: "Question answered. I'm not sure I wanted that question answered." #nsfw
• Wed, 20:35: #nsfw I am to never say the phrase "and then you get a face full of bee dick" to Purple again. #outofcontexttheatre
• Wed, 21:37: RT @norabombay: "You! With the semen! Stop it. " out of context theater with @azurelunatic . Seriously out of context.
• Thu, 00:02: My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/27/2014: 4,198 steps and 1.8 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Thu, 01:49: Today, my friends managed to get the concept of bee fellatio into my life. My friends are the best. http://t.co/idbmOhP0yX #nsfw #bees
• Thu, 03:09: DW entry: "And then you get a face full of bee dick." #nsfw #bees http://t.co/JYT2lYCjem
• Thu, 03:44: RT @morninggloria: That "date rape drug detecting nail polish" can not possibly work. http://t.co/tLA3SXVFha

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