adventures in the voice recognition

Settings > my device > language and input > google voice typing > settings > uncheck block offensive words.

Mother fucker.

My tweets

• Tue, 15:38: RT @CarlMuckenhoupt: Reminder: The proverb about "a few bad apples" is not "A few bad apples is nothing to worry about, the rest of the bar…
• Wed, 01:06: My fitbit #Fitstats for 10/21/2014: 5,287 steps and 2.3 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Wed, 01:52: RT @PebbleBucks: I must sadly tell you all that, at @Starbucks' request, I must discontinue PebbleBucks. […]
• Wed, 01:53: RT @PebbleBucks: […] I want to thank you, though, all of you, for supporting me and for sharing your awesome stories of baffled baristas. …
• Wed, 02:08: RT @StephanieMarija: IT inefficiency is when you don't bother asking for small things to be fixed because the big stuff took long enough an…
• Wed, 02:22: RT @CrashPadSeries: Fisting Do's and Dont's (Infographic!) http://t.co/6apEWWssg0 #fistingday http://t.co/NT9YGtbJee
• Wed, 02:34: RT @daveweigel: Real-life CDC notice: http://t.co/qSFj5eURi6
• Wed, 02:44: RT @rachelholliday: winning the pumpkin carving game forever. seen in williamsburg this weekend. http://t.co/vWxUBaKVGN
• Wed, 09:16: Fuckweasels are roughly weasel shaped, very long, 8 legs, eat plastic, spin yarn (usually equivalent to Red Heart). #imaginarytaxonomy
• Wed, 10:05: zarhooie: beautypeen: listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but... http://t.co/EmWHIKlNT2