My tweets

• Tue, 13:12: "Bucket full of ... something." -Purple, trying to remember "Jar of Hearts"
• Tue, 22:38: @slackHQ @coffeechica Y'all saved my conference last week. We were able to reassign tasks in real time despite woe: http://t.co/vdUZfYt8eG
• Wed, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 6/16/2015: 7,004 steps and 3 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Wed, 01:10: Dear sexist dead writer: If 1 fart joke can destroy a man's respect for women, it was never meaningful. Still <3 you even though you're an *
• Wed, 04:30: Photo: adamantsteve: I can imagine Clint being plagued by memos from Coulson on far reaching topics such as... http://t.co/yoP9Ubi4Uc
• Wed, 06:26: Concern trolling the helpdolt who asked "which $NAME" - look dude, the Requested For field ought to be right there. #helldesk