Steps to leaving the hotel room:

Hotel key.
Phone & charger.
Backpack with laptop.
Call desk to have car brought around.
Caffeine.
Water.
???

My tweets

• Mon, 13:02: Portland, here I come! #DWgoestoOSB http://t.co/Qxm7jT1dyY
• Mon, 23:23: I ... brought a labelmaker to the conference. It is being used to label people. http://t.co/qx5kfP0svy
• Tue, 01:10: Oops I did it again, I ordered a pie... they're not that timely. #DWgoestoOSB
• Tue, 01:12: It's great when the issue that's been plaguing Support turns out to be a 2-line fix in an upstream package. Go @exor674! #DWgoestoOSB
• Tue, 01:57: RT @kcgrove: Bravo, @newsminer: "Fairbanks borough issues fireworks ban due to extreme fart danger" #extremefartdanger http://t.co/0Yyk7Mwa…
• Tue, 02:02: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 6/22/2015: 7,403 steps and 3.2 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Tue, 11:16: RT @mmastrac: This mug is on point. http://t.co/TFmXWMQaYm

Open Source Bridge day 0 & 1

0:
Left garage just before 6am.
Started out from having refueled 6:30.
Arrived Portland 7:30ish pm.
Arrived hotel 8:30ish after some gps-based listless in the high tunnels.
Arrived to a roomful of DW peeps. Yay!
Eventually ordered pizza as some people needed food.
An hour later the pizza had not arrived.
Brought label maker. Kat promptly labeled Kab's face. Kab promptly labeled the label maker.
D went down to smoke. We inquired at the desk re: pizza. Only one of the desk guys had heard of them & the context was: at 4 am some guy had come down to complain the pizza was 4 hours late. As he complained the pizza guy arrived reeking of weed. 1 piece was missing from the pizza.
Ours was only 1 hour late, non-reeking, intact.

Had trouble falling asleep.

1:
Slept late. Brought caffeination & chocolate. Worked on slides.

"Gibberishit" is a thing now.

Many tired, crashing early.