My tweets

• Wed, 18:06: dude, don't fucking add shit to Internet Explorer for me.
• Thu, 01:05: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 7/08/2015: 3,902 steps and 1.7 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Thu, 01:51: Work infrastructure that promises to let me view inside the firewall seamlessly chokes up on the helldesk pile of SaaS.
• Thu, 01:54: Purple was back from his long weekend today. Apparently when I don't have words for how I missed him, I resort to cat: rub face on sleeve.