My tweets

• Thu, 13:41: Azz: Doors. Purple: Jars. Both: *giggling*
• Thu, 13:58: RT @channingwalton: “It's a heisenrequirement. We know exactly what it is until we ask for details.”
• Fri, 01:09: RT @skywaterblue: There needs to be a word for when you can't complain about something online because you've friended them on all your soci…
• Fri, 01:10: RT @rahaeli: I don't give a fuck about the average ppl who signed up for Ashley Madison, but I hope someone combs through and finds every s…
• Fri, 01:10: RT @rahaeli: ...one of the "family values" politicians on there and trumpets it from the rooftops. #BecauseImABadPersonSometimes #ButSoIsKa…
• Fri, 01:11: RT @kaiawrites: "No, I meant, where are you from?" That small moon. No wait, that's a space station.
• Fri, 01:17: Stayed later than planned at work tonight due to an impromptu game called Find Purple's iPad. It was loudly found shortly.
• Fri, 01:17: RT @purplecupcakes: Turns out sitting at the computer yelling "go go Gadget Clothes" to oneself is not an effective way to get dressed. Who…
• Fri, 01:19: RT @maybekatz: protip: bisexual actually means "attracted to gender-havers and gender-non-havers". Sorry for the misunderstanding.
• Fri, 04:00: Photo: snarp: This is the most unpleasant email my credit card company has ever sent me, and let me tell... http://t.co/DT1MJWlG2m

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