My tweets

• Wed, 18:04: RT @ThatAndromeda: The importance of documentation? "The last guy who worked on your system is 80 and your system is beyond Pluto." https:/…
• Wed, 18:06: RT @PeatWorrier: Yesterday's criminal law seminar puzzle, in which I maliciously distort @jk_rowling's best-loved literary creation. https:…
• Wed, 22:38: *groan* https://t.co/H49j2hnvWh @jai_dit
• Wed, 23:04: RT @jeremyfoshee: Overheard convo: Guy(on phone):"you spilled what in your laptop?" ... Guy:"How did you even get a cup of bull semen." #Gl…
• Thu, 00:05: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 10/28/2015: 9,382 steps and 4 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Thu, 11:01: .@innovatebanking You seriously need to be able to filter out locations with no teller service!