My tweets

• Sun, 12:20: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Totally innocent candy that is perfectly fine to hand out to children. https://t.co/ZHYHCGhHH5
• Sun, 12:23: RT @SnoozeInBrief: Occasions when rape-related banter is a bad idea: - when you're using a work Twitter account - when you're the police - …
• Sun, 12:28: RT @SeanOgDonovan: Letter in today's Guardian. The writer's father obviously had a touch of genius about him. @IrishTimes @DanMulhall https…
• Sun, 12:55: tea advertisement, and actual rooster wearing an actual hat https://t.co/zyTWm2Zzvd
• Sun, 18:29: RT @monteiro: “ ‘I’m not here to enter into a relationship. I just want to buy something.’” — @jmspool https://t.co/7qg5A9Z0Xr https://t.co…
• Sun, 21:55: @pchh Weirdly, I've never been a Tom Hanks fan. Something about his delivery has always struck me as smarmy somehow.
• Mon, 01:05: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 11/01/2015: 3,263 steps and 1.4 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Mon, 01:31: RT @NWSBayArea: Storm Prediction Center has most of northern #CAwx in general tstorm outlook today & tonight https://t.co/17ve8AVyBN https:…
• Mon, 01:32: RT @NWSBayArea: Rain continues over the #NorthBay and now moving across the #SFBayArea. Rain will spread south overnight. #BayAreaWX https:…
• Mon, 03:47: It's timechange! Don't forget to change the battery on your fucking smoke alarms! #CHIRP