My tweets

• Sun, 18:56: RT @InternetHippo: [trying to teach kids about the 12 apostles] They…*rubs bridge of nose* their job was to retweet jesus
• Sun, 22:03: RT @sfmta_muni: Glad to hear. "Magic butter"- sounds like what a lot of transit systems need. (But we don't advise tasting Muni.) https://t…
• Mon, 03:55: For people writing 48-hour dead-man-switch business rules, I'd like to introduce you to the following fun fact: Weekends. They're a thing.