WHO WANTS TO BE A SITH LORD? (found in newsgroup by Darth Screen Capture)

( Long, and ... yeah. That. )

Dead Apprentice Sketch (found by Darth Screen Capture)

( Monty Python? Run, Lucas, Run! )

...and this would make me what, flavoured creamer?

Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured. I am popular in the workplace, even though I am often bitter. I am energetic to the point of being frenetic; buzz buzz, out of my way. I tend to overwork myself and need periods of recovery time. What Flavour Are You?

If I was not coffee, I would be almond, so...

I taste a bit like Almonds. Mmm, the taste of almonds - anathema to many with nut allergies, and a bad sign for many more, as my taste is not unlike that of cyanide. Am I good or am I poison? A risky thing to guess about. What Flavour Are You?

You might be a redneck Jedi if...

( I think I know some of them... )

Holiday Fruitcake Recipe Forward

( Yes, I'm cleaning out the humor section of my e-mail. )