Humor forward: Caffiene is my shepherd

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures.
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz.
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal -
For thou art with me;
Thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks.
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in the House of Mocha forever.

--internet-forward anonymous

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road...

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(and the Sith Academy, for forwarding it my way...

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road...
In the Words of the Star Wars Characters

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We always knew it was a Sithly substance..

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If Star Wars had taken place in Glasgow.....

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Random silly phrases

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Rules for Boston Driving

Taken from http://www.masshole.com
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Actually, there really is a reason...

I want to clear out more space in my email account, you see. It's been hovering around 66% full, and clearing out the old humor files has gotten it down to 63% so far. There are more lurking in there somewhere, I just know it. Slipping them in my journal saves them for me, and saves me from the temptation of forwarding them on. Instead, I can just hand off the link to someone.

My friend pyrogenic used to have a bit of his website that he called "the Wash", where he had things that had been forwarded at him all cleaned up and pretty to read, rather than garbled and >> >> > > >>> >> mangled.

Adam's got the server with him today, so I shan't be updating from home any time this afternoon.

HELP FOR L.A. or Literature Abusers

( This is so me. )

Fwd: Joke: Sex Life of Man

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more God jokes...

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