Apparently I have this way of fulfilling guys' fantasies.

Adam's been having fun with me, in other words. Those who have been following my journal for a while (since mid-September, pretty much) know that I am not exactly sexually inhibited.

OK, that might be an understatement.

But I'm willing to experiment around with position, with the shower, with ice.... and somehow, in having enthusiastic fun with Adam, I've managed to fulfill a startling number of his fantasies.

Looking back, I did the same for River...

I suppose I have pyrogenic and Kimmiebeth to thank for that trait. They coached me in that fulfillment of his fantasies was damn sexy in a woman. If it's something I'm willing to do that they've always secretly wanted, then it's something you should go for, they said to me.

I took that lesson to heart. Oh, Joshling, I think you did an excellent job in teaching me. Please accept Adam's compliments.... for those who are willing to get to know me personally, I can be damn sexy.

Lunch

"If your hot dogs are not gone in fifteen minutes, I will throw them out."

Otherwise, he leaves them there, looking at them, and goes off and plays, and then, after the hot dogs have sat out in the room (overheated, at the moment, from three adults and several working computers and a busted-ass A/C in the Arizona spring) for several hours, he complains he's hungry.

An ongoing little soap opera.

will be offline...

...Adam's setting up the new server.

Server's up.

Our new server, iqman, is up. ENKI gets retired to being only Votania's personal desktop again, which will be a considerable relief for all of us.

Mormon name generator?

They're a funny old bunch, those latter day saints. Rather than picking names from their heritage, or the Bible, the Utah Mormons tend to make them up. Sometimes they'll combine the parents' names into one (BenDonna, for example). Other times it's impossible to quite understand what their parents were thinking; names like Zestpool and Zon'tl aren't uncommon.

We can understand why you might be jealous of names like these. After all, they are far more interesting and exciting than your own. Luckily, help is at hand with the Mormon Name Generator; simply indicate your first name, last name and your gender preference below, and we'll Mormonise your moniker.

My Mormon name is Paradise Sunrise Bridges!

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