Text messages from vacation (backdated): Brunch with Dawn = notes for Naomi's tooldisk

Naomi boot to the head for system restore disk & Grimshaw & tech support &
tubthumping & swift & the a la menthe & sound effects

Texts from vacation (backdated): wherein Guide Dog Cousin and I bond. Not like that.

Panic button. Trained professional. Temple of doom. Pit of no return ( alas
free) acrylic juggling ball lens burning

Texts from vacation (backdated): The photos, they LIE! Except for mine.

I do not ever want to think of Dad as 'a studly guy' no matter what the old
family photos say. Have taken pics of Zodiac device for the record.

Texts from vacation (backdated): Birthday, bonding, pain, family, and bribery!

Two cakes. Stanford dormcest bad. GDCousin LJ raranax. Head bonk into cactus.
Grandma cranky. Someone tried to bribe the realtor with $30k

Texts from vacation (backdated): things I do not need

I DO NOT NEED TO SEE DAD NAKED! there was an unholy screech and both of us
emerged from the fray wounded -- him in the ears, me in the eyes.

Texts from vacation (backdated):

There was champagne in a cupboard, & you can imagine Aunt-Fayoumis and I are
trying it out. It has lost its sparkle. Aunt-Fayoumis added seltzer.