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"The Things I Do For You" -- Blame Each Other crackfic. Polyjuice.

"Some Like It Fishy" -- Macdonald Hall (not MacHall).

"Find Our Mortal World Enough" -- Mad Maudlin, Harry/Ron/Hermione.

"Big Name DeathEater" -- Snape brags unwisely, then has to convince the only cooperative Mudblood he knows to play along to save face. Manipulative!Albus, Bitter!Teacher!Hermione, Pissed!Snape, Henpecked!Lucius, and The Lads. I was howling with laughter. Sequel!

"Once Upon A" Harry/Ron/Hermione, angsty.

"Travelodgers" -- Snape/Tonks. Sequel: "Room Service"

Joan: I played around with portion sizes so I can now taste how much lactose will set me off. Nice to know.

Sometimes I do a cost-benefit analysis and eat the icecream anyway. It is far less daunting to know the consequences & trade.

- than it is to avoid it completely as if it were an allergy.

And the song of the day: bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish. That's the way we do things lad, ma

Lots of new hires. Snarky lady still out sick. We have no regular trainer in. Chaos abounds. OMG wtf politics.

More politics. My elder clone can be overbearing. There is too much estrogen in the training room. I have stayed neutral.

Trader joe's queen monitor is the 2nd in command training. She has no voice today. I have been bringing out hot tea.

Dad was always very good at identifying what people really needed & wanted & making it happen. I learned a lot from that.

OMG drama. My elder clone went home crying. I went through so much chocolate. The tea patrol was a success. OMFG ow.

& there was the fake shocking gum that a guy had. A tickle my ass. That was a solid jolt. I want hazard pay for the catfight.

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