Truth and lies

From a morning page past --

-- whenever someone says that they don't tell lies, and then you catch them in one, that automatically catches them in two, and then the whole thing is cast into doubt.

Spoonerisms, bad

From dot_cattiness, via cawingcrow: "You're a shining wit, as Rev. Spooner would say."

You know, I think I could use this one at work, to describe the assorted inane locutions that issue forth from the One-Man Bald Nudity Crusade. Simply acquaint the rest of the supervisors with Rev. Spooner, and then refer to the fellow's complaints in the appropriately obfuscated fashion.

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Tried my own home brewed bubble tea. Too much clove in the trader joe's spiced chai. It may be cooler in concept than execution.

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Out for shopping. Minor grocery resupply trip. Cellphone is on. I have a comfy chair now. My reading time will increase.

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The bus is an interesting place. Must fight the urge to debark at fry's electronics. Maybe I should try for management.

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Getting proper storage containers for my flour & sugar. A proper kitchen means I can cook. Library next. Disoriented.

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Was accosted by stray sellers of magazines again in the mall. It was the same general approach. This time I got angry.

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This was near a shop. I asked the guy to call mall security. The salesthings lied their innocence and walked out.