http://www.reason.com/news/show/28798.html -- rent a country!
I am developing a deep and abiding love for Jagermonsters.
It's interesting attempting to explain your own psychology as a feudal subject to your best friend. I wound up going sideways, into plastic knives.
Mashups that should happen: Meryn Cadell's "The Sweater" and Weezer's "Undone". Somehow.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top -- Look at the specs of this product, look at its price, and look at the reviews. I would advise not bringing food or beverages aboard the moving vehicle. (Not sure if it's a lollercoaster or a waaaaambulance.)
http://wiki.xkcd.com/geohashing/Cover_Stories -- the "silly stories" bit, the
"I lost my doggie. Can you help us find it?" If they mention that it seems like a lot of people to be looking for a lost dog, offhandedly mention various details that imply that your dog is, in fact, a bear, or perhaps an elephant just tickles my sense of the ridiculous the right way. I was laughing loud enough to unnerve my roommates.
( Cut for a lot of copypasta. )