Nonsense from 2007 09 12

Chaste bed
sorority of loneliness
arms, bed, heart, home
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From V, Christmas '06: carols

On the first day of Christmas, my kitty gave to me
A hairball beneath the Christmas tree
Two spilled mugs of eggnog
Three dug-up poinsettias
Four shredded Santa pillows
Five grains of kitty litter in my auntie's fruitcake
Six barfed-up bows
Seven clawed-up greeting cards
Eight regurgitated ribbons
Nine stinky pee stains
Ten broken ornaments
Eleven little mouse tails
Twelve baby kittens ... awwwwwww!

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Mele Kalikimaka

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say,
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day,
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway,
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright,
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night,
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."


Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say,
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day,
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway,
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright,
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night,
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say, "Merry Christmas,
A very Merry Christmas to you."

Things found while cleaning up papers:

Christmas carols from V in '06

Introduction from Toastmasters speech class: "She narrowly escaped marriage, her little sister dated one of her ex-girlfriends and is now engaged to her favorite ex-boyfriend, and she has a habit of falling in love with computer geeks. This is Azure Lunatic."

"You don't get as much cock as Asian as I am." -- Comic Pirate Supervisor, trying to say that one doesn't get much more Caucasian than he is, but failing his straight-boy roll. (He's also very straight.)

(notes on Shawn Incidents)
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