Mint is weird when purple.

I am staring at a container of weird Japanese purple mint candies, and also staring at the support boards. It was good to see people tonight. JD and Ryan are getting introduced to Profit (the tv series).

I am linking to my journal, azurelunatic.livejournal.com.

A Shawn moment: the cordless phone and the microwave

Once upon a time when I was in high school, Shawn demonstrated why he shouldn't be left alone with a cordless phone or a microwave.

I wrote this one up for helpful context in metaquotes a while ago.

We were chatting on the phone. I heard the telltale signs of him getting bored. Him bored is dangerous. Him bored while stoned is even more so. He'd already slammed his nose in the door several times -- the first time by accident, the subsequent times to see if it would hurt any less. (It didn't.)

Him: "I wonder what would happen if I put this phone in the microwave."
Me: "Don't."
Microwave door: *slams shut*
Microwave: *beep beep beep HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU IDIOT?"
Phone: *sizzle crackle*
Me: "STOP IT, YOU IDIOT!!!"
Microwave: *HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Phone: *SZZCCHHHTTT POP SCCHCHCHTTHZZT POP POP HSSSST SZZZCTH*
Me: "YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY DOING THIS!!!!!!!!!"
Phone: *SZT ZZZT HCCCT SZZT SZZT!* *OMINOUS SILENCE*
My phone: "If you'd like to make a call..."
Weird Al: "In Allllllbuquerque!"
Me: "He didn't. He didn't. Oh, god, he did." *facepalm*
My phone: *rings*
Him: *subdued* "That's my third phone today."
Me: ...

34 tweets for 2009-6-27

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Saturday, 0038: I'm at Mission St & 16th St - http://bkite.com/08XIc
• Saturday, 0055: @gameboyguy13 @teshiron I have the same BART driver we had last night, the one who you can actually hear who sounds like a flight attendant.
• Saturday, 0057: Semi shirtless boy was standing between the BART cars sort of bouncing with the train. I love Pride.
• Saturday, 0118: I'm at Daly City Bart - http://bkite.com/08XKX
• Saturday, 0119: I'm at Pacifica - http://bkite.com/08XKZ
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