In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:
Friday, 0059: @ZorkFox Is it just me, or does "my friends at PETA" make everything after so much less credible?
Friday, 0114: Great. I'm being internally logically inconsistent with myself, particularly regarding men. This means we've got to sort ourselves again.
Friday, 0122: @ZorkFox There are these cute little plastic flosser things you can get, lovely things.