Non-essential buses and 11 years of shenanigans

*SHRIEK*
"What was that?!"
"Train."
*WHNGGGGGG*
"Are you sure that wasn't some science fiction sound effects or something launching?"
"Yup."

*SHRIEK*
"Isn't that the crazy train, and shouldn't you be getting on it?"
"My dear sir, I am Azzie, not Ozzy."
*WHNGGGGGG*