I'm sure you can see how this may have gone poorly

Consider the following elements:

A big blue bag of gear from a summer party, recently hauled from the car.
An impact-activated multicoloured flashing fun ball.
Klutziness.
A phobia of unexpected lights, especially flashing, especially in fire colors or blue.

...yeah, so that just happened.

36 tweets for 2012-12-29

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Saturday, 0101: My fitbit #fitstats for 12/28/2012: 203 steps and 0.1 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
• Saturday, 0109: I had been standing on the corner of 8th and Broadway for a half-hour, drinking my chai latte and being fat at Erika's mother. #snippets
• Saturday, 0152: RT @zarhooie: Visual aura is royal blue and white flashing lights. Auditory aura is swooshing noises. This is no migraine! IT IS THE TAR ...
• Saturday, 0153: RT @muppetK: I wondering what a love apocalypse would look like. hateful people being enveloped in glitter & lube? Wasn’t that the p ...
• Saturday, 0155: @zarhooie Technically I think it's a for-profit, but being run like a nonprofit would be if they were allowed to tell jerks to fuck off.
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