My tweets

• Tue, 12:08: RT @semanticist: So, everyone is reading 'xbone' as 'ex-bone' and not 'ex bee one', right?
• Tue, 17:58: RT @zarhooie: "The package was addressed to you, so that means it's YOUR steam radiator. Sentences I thought I'd never be saying..." #DWgoe…
• Wed, 00:14: RT @zarhooie: "Did your mother raise you in a barn with no hazard lights?" "There could be a blinking horse!" #DWgoestoOSB 
• Wed, 00:16: RT @zarhooie: "Mark can't be Tony Stark. He has access to the production servers." #DWgoestoOSB 
• Wed, 00:16: RT @zarhooie: "Jarvis, reboot the thing!" "You know, Jarvis wouldn't forget to restart memcache." #DWgoestoOSB 
• Wed, 00:20: RT @oakandsage: @semanticist @azurelunatic apparently I'm horrible because I read it as "Christbone" (like Xmas).
• Wed, 00:22: RT @tmbg: Seems like the twitter bird has evolved from a blue jay (not a particularly sweet bird) to a blue canary. Yes. http://t.co/1xTfv3…
• Wed, 01:31: Passing a tip along - star-anise: Something a colleague mentioned keeping in her office when doing therapy... http://t.co/e9S5NECk6I
• Wed, 01:58: Tumblr favorite: http://t.co/NGXtbmXMUV (from thegreatgodum)
• Wed, 02:13: Tumblr favorite: http://t.co/qTxeaiqj7o (from gyzym)

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Trollin' the pre-K

Small child: *shrieks earsplittingly & cheerfully*
Azz: *flinches*
Parent: *something at a soft-normal volume, inaudible from my position*
Small child: *second, louder, more gleeful shriek*
Azz: "Are you all right, young man?"
Small child: *was not expecting the schoolmarmish attention of a stranger*
Parents: *shush and hustle*

This was the loud-on-purpose-to-be-loud kind of loud, not the loud that comes from forgetting to be not loud. I know that tone of voice. Loud because you can get away with it. With harmonics. So I concern trolled right back.