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Good morning, Rev. Lunatic!
Yes, I know it's a horrible hour to be awake, but there's a meeting at work.
If you have time, you may elect to refill the car on the way, instead of on the way home, but only if you have time.
There will be breakfast at the meeting, so there is no need to eat anything now. You do have fruits, however; I recommend rinsing those and bringing them along, because a Lunatic without fruits is a cranky Lunatic.
You have a desk lamp in the back seat of your car. This desk lamp is for your desk at work. Try not to forget it.
You are allowed to bring craft supplies today if you want to, on account of a supreme court decision is expected tomorrow and you want to have the option of being Fucking Sparkly. The best time for these sorts of shenanigans is lunch, for the record. The paper bag near the work bag is all ready to grab.
Please take out the garbage. I know the bag isn't even close to full, but it isn't even close to full of dead leftovers with onions and an empty carton of half-and-half. You will regret it if you do not. This is not a threat, it is a promise.
Don't forget to reboot your phone, lest it reboot itself at an inopportune moment.
Yes, the purple scarf with the sparkly bits is gorgeous, but it clashes with a) the rainbow scarf, b) the turquoise scarf, c) the other purple scarf, and c) the other-turquoise fascinator. I THINK YOU HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENTLY COLORFUL ALREADY, REVEREND. (Not to mention d) the hot-pink boa. Which is sufficiently forthright a color that it finds mention irrelevant.)
Okay, paper bag's now in the Big Blue Bag. Foam core and poster paper are in the Big Blue Bag. I don't think this is the sort of thing that's going to need candles, but if we change our mind in the morning the candle bag is in the activist bin in the closet. Lighter's in purse as always.
godspeed.
Yes, I know it's a horrible hour to be awake, but there's a meeting at work.
If you have time, you may elect to refill the car on the way, instead of on the way home, but only if you have time.
There will be breakfast at the meeting, so there is no need to eat anything now. You do have fruits, however; I recommend rinsing those and bringing them along, because a Lunatic without fruits is a cranky Lunatic.
You have a desk lamp in the back seat of your car. This desk lamp is for your desk at work. Try not to forget it.
You are allowed to bring craft supplies today if you want to, on account of a supreme court decision is expected tomorrow and you want to have the option of being Fucking Sparkly. The best time for these sorts of shenanigans is lunch, for the record. The paper bag near the work bag is all ready to grab.
Please take out the garbage. I know the bag isn't even close to full, but it isn't even close to full of dead leftovers with onions and an empty carton of half-and-half. You will regret it if you do not. This is not a threat, it is a promise.
Don't forget to reboot your phone, lest it reboot itself at an inopportune moment.
Yes, the purple scarf with the sparkly bits is gorgeous, but it clashes with a) the rainbow scarf, b) the turquoise scarf, c) the other purple scarf, and c) the other-turquoise fascinator. I THINK YOU HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENTLY COLORFUL ALREADY, REVEREND. (Not to mention d) the hot-pink boa. Which is sufficiently forthright a color that it finds mention irrelevant.)
Okay, paper bag's now in the Big Blue Bag. Foam core and poster paper are in the Big Blue Bag. I don't think this is the sort of thing that's going to need candles, but if we change our mind in the morning the candle bag is in the activist bin in the closet. Lighter's in purse as always.
godspeed.
