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Poll #14171 Major life events

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Something major is going down in the life of some cisdude friend. What is more likely:

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Mpreg.
6 (15.4%)

A breakup.
18 (46.2%)

A marriage.
5 (12.8%)

Being transformed into a beetle, alien, or cthonic horror.
16 (41.0%)

Other.
9 (23.1%)

Other?

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