My tweets

• Sun, 13:25: RT @Inoru88: Wow, no, eyeballs, @azurelunatic did NOT write "[P] felched me" in that post. Wake uppp.
• Sun, 23:28: Some of the painterly shenanigans wound up totaling my old patio broom, so now I have a new one. It is a much better new one.
• Mon, 01:04: My fitbit #Fitstats for 4/13/2014: 3,171 steps and 1.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
• Mon, 02:28: As must every schoolchild, I have reached that point where I sing "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" nonstop. http://t.co/by7PBI0brR
• Mon, 04:09: Tumblr favorite: http://t.co/feJk85j1zh (from julstorres)
• Mon, 09:02: There is no song that starts with "when I went down to weaseltown" and the maid with the ice-white hair will not thank me to write it.