Sometimes it's literally "straight man".

Purple: Am I the only one whose brain goes in the gutter when someone mentions Schrodinger's Box?
Azz, without missing a beat: So in this scenario, the cat only dies the little death?

For the record, I hadn't thought that (that I'm aware of) until the topic came up.

It is excellent to have more good friends with the same terrible taste in terrible jokes.

Tumblr post (this is likely a reblog, and may have more pictures over there)

Posted in full at: http://ift.tt/TxpwOu at May 22, 2014 at 04:30AM
thegreatgodum: shootthatlove: do you ever wonder what you’d be into if you didn’t start reading...
thegreatgodum:

shootthatlove:

do you ever wonder what you’d be into if you didn’t start reading weirdly kinky fic when you were like 12

dunno I started reading my mum’s Anais Nin short stories when I was ten so it was a downgrade in terms of prose style but an upgrade in terms of modern political implications

I waited until like 16 because that was when I discovered that incredibly kinky fic existed on the internet.
Though my library access was entirely unrestricted. I didn’t take as much advantage of this as I could have. I didn’t think to check in the catalog to see where the porn was. I certainly didn’t ask a librarian. 

My tweets

• Wed, 15:28: Hoping to get the team cabinets down in the new space soon so I can clear some cube room.
• Thu, 00:03: My fitbit #Fitstats for 5/21/2014: 7,664 steps and 3.3 miles traveled. http://t.co/Aylz5AXX88
• Thu, 00:05: If I keep on schedule with my walking, I might just manage to quadruple in two years. That would be really something.