Tumblr post (this is likely a reblog, and may have more pictures over there)

Posted in full at: http://ift.tt/1kHb8wJ at May 27, 2014 at 04:30AM
spoopyeeveez: TODAY IN SCHOOL I WAS LISTENING TO THESE TWO GIRLS CONVERSATION AND THEY WERE TALKING...
spoopyeeveez:

TODAY IN SCHOOL I WAS LISTENING TO THESE TWO GIRLS CONVERSATION AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT BLOW JOBS AND THE ONE GIRL WAS LIKE “DO YOU SWALLOW CUM?” AND THE OTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO I HEARD SOMEWHERE THAT YOUR STOMACH DOESNT DIGEST IT AND IT STAYS IN YOUR STOMACH FOR 7 YEARS” AND THE OTHER GIRL WAS LIKE “I THINK THAT’S GUM” AND THE OTHER GIRL WAS LIKE “NO IM PRETTY IT’S CUM” I HAD TO WALK AWAY TO KEEP FROM BURSTING OUT LAUGHING

Packing for Portland

This entry is the start of a packing list so that things I meant to bring might not get forgotten. Suggestions are welcome.

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My tweets

• Tue, 01:03: My fitbit #Fitstats for 5/26/2014: 8,118 steps and 3.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
• Tue, 11:05: First stress dream about speaking with @zarhooie at the conference. The speaking part was okay but the schedule was broken & we got lost.
• Tue, 11:10: Also I need to write the "sleeping with contempt" entry about why trying to marry someone you hate is all-around bad news.