My tweets

• Sun, 22:34: A whole bunch of crocheted dongs: http://t.co/pP8BDqqcc6
• Mon, 01:04: My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/03/2014: 1,762 steps and 0.8 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
• Mon, 08:20: May drop TAL from podcast subs. It's so often painful. It's very real, but I have my friends and the news. Do I need more?
• Mon, 08:46: RT @jenphalian: Emailed a resume & w/in minutes got a job-spam-follow on twitter. Searched workout video on youtube, got 2 fitness-spam-fol…
• Mon, 08:46: RT @jenphalian: + So is google just selling my shit to spammers in real-time now? Is that the future we deserve?
• Mon, 10:58: Dreamed that someone with an obnoxious dietary-based handle was first exploiting then abandoning a duckling. Then the duckling was a rooster
• Mon, 11:00: I noticed when they changed actors for the rooster (different breeds) but not that they were a new species. I was interviewing them for biog
• Mon, 11:05: RT @kiplet: 1 Weird Trick to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them—