My tweets

• Wed, 01:04: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 4/07/2015: 3,851 steps and 1.7 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7q3Jy
• Wed, 01:10: RT @nadyne: This conference room has 2 boxes of tissues, a bottle of cough syrup, and a bottle of Tabasco. … Can we move to another room, …
• Wed, 01:10: RT @kiyala: Do you ever feel like your life is just one extended [elbows the car horn while trying to get your shit together so you can get…
• Wed, 01:13: RT @The_No_Show: I applaud the @Independent for this paragraph, in which the wit is so dry I may need a glass of water. http://t.co/lBWCJh9…
• Wed, 05:43: I will be so happy when Microsoft rebrands their "cloud" offering. I've been Azure for over 10 years.